It's Over

College is over. Well, almost. I still have three papers to write (which I'm supposed to be doing right now) and a presentation. But then, it's the last few days of college and what better way to spend it than by procrastinating.

I've spent the entire day looking for the dean or a professor to certify that I am of Good Moral Character. It's like trying to find a needle in the ocean. All the professors are busy checking exams and computing student's grades. The crammers.

I did see my Comparative Anatomy professor who has been missing since February 24. I greeted her but she ignored me. She knows who I am. I enter her class 45 minutes late everyday. She probably isn't the best person to ask for a certificate of Good Moral Character. I finally found someone to give certify my moral goodness in the form of my Biopsychology lab instructor.

There is a chance that it might not be over yet, and that I'd have to stay for another sem. Because of certain irregularities this sem, which included a 2-week pseudovacation during the coup season and my Comparative Anatomy professor who disappeared for a month and the fact that this is the first time (in Bio 102, STS, and Soc Sci II) that only half of the course syllabus was discussed.

In other words, this was a very weird semester.

In the midst of all this weirdness, I failed a laboratory exam, a lecture exam, and the finals of Bio 102. And if, by chance or fate, I get a 4.0 in this subject then I won't graduate and I'll have to take removals which I'll surely fail again and I'll have to take summer classes and I won't get into med school this year and I'll have to take a year off and do some high-paying odd job and I'll probably forget about med school and eventually, I'll become another corporate slave and I'll die of boredom and regret.

All because the moled hobbit had to declare a state of national emergency.

On a side note:
I asked the great and holy BOOK OF ANSWERS if I was going to graduate this sem. I asked it three times, because I didn't like the first two answers. I also didn't like the third answer, but it felt stupid asking it again and again until I got an answer I liked.

Here are it's answers:
1. Don't count on it.
2. Think about other things.
3. Laugh about it.